Dave Lee (@davelee) pointed out this website on a tweet: http://www.dullestblog.com/
And it is brilliant. Utterly brilliant. A couple of quotes that can be found there:
"A window was slightly open. I decided that I did not need it to continue to be so. I closed it and securing it using the window handles."
"I was standing at a central point in the room. The walls were all at approximately the same distance from me. I continued to stand there for a few moments."